anarchopuppy:

isnt it maddening how one day ur 9 and u go to middle school and cub scouts and all the kids are cursing and making dirty jokes and drawing dicks and repeating offensive shit they got from watching south park and family guy on their bedroom tv after their parents have gone to bed (on the same channel that shows kids cartoons during the day) and playing horrifically violent games on newgrounds and a handful of the kids u know have straight up told u they do coke, then next thing u know ur an adult and the ppl around u expect u to act like even the slightest exposure to potentially objectionable content or depictions of the human body will instantly and irreversibly shatter any childs fragile innocent mind

and theyre like “prove to me this wont traumatize my children!” and even the ppl who agree w u go “well u see, in other cultures, and in the ancient past, and if u look at this study-” but like. my source is every child whos ever grown up at any point in human history. open ur eyes. we have never been able to stop kids from seeing and repeating adult stuff and we never will, and its always just been fine

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tincanaudio:

The new Audible Harry Potter series is bad in uncomplicated, straightforward ways.

It is bad because it supports a woman who is actively funding groups that are seeking to deprive trans people of their rights in the UK and especially Scotland, where I live, where people inside the government are quietly remarking that they are struggling to fight against the groups she funds, as she has more money than God. Any money made from this new audio adaptation goes directly to funding these groups and these cases.

It is also bad because commissioning such an expansive series with such a well-known cast (Riz Ahmed?! Come on man) has eaten up the majority of Audible’s commissioning budget. In the UK, the only people commissioning audio drama are the BBC (separate conversation) and Audible, and this new Harry Potter series has hoovered up resources that could have otherwise gone to new stories, new voices and money to creators that aren’t actively trying to erase trans people.

I am angry at anyone who signed up to star in this, I am angry at the production companies that took on this commission, I am angry that this series continues to have a stranglehold on the UK media landscape despite all that its creator has done.

It is bad for trans people, it is bad for audio drama, it is bad for anyone working in media in the UK right now.

Do not listen to it

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t4tstarvingdog:

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

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arcane-gold:

you’ll never guess which character i’ve latched onto

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zuzartii:

Hello dear followers, today I offer you more MelNem. Tomorrow? Who knows….

freenos:

Hear me out….Athena didn’t say anything about this

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shiximi:

Vox Machina - Part 1
> Done for Critical Role and most recently featured in their 10th anniversary trading card collector’s box.

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yukinnn:

Death to Chronos

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zuzartii:

More art offerings of the melnem variety, whole page of stuff edition

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monwinvo:

Bedtime Story.

Short story by Jeffery Whitmore! Wanted to make this into a comic for a while :] just in a girl boss sorta mood hehe

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librarycards:

under my benevolent dictatorship everyone will be in their jammies at 7pm. because that'sjammy time

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offwegointothewildblueyonder:

when a child goes to Build-A-Bear and constructs a teddy from the parts available no one bats an eye, but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

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shu-of-the-wind:

sharkfinsoap:

UPDATE: FOUND THE ETSY SHOP

there’s an edward one too

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its-funnytwittertweets:

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k1nky-r0b0t-g1rl:

feralplantwife:

animal-123-crazy:

foldingfittedsheets:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

thelifeandtimesofacrazyblond:

The excerpt paragraph made me look up and stare at my wife for three solid minutes waiting for them to return to the couch. I couldn’t move on with my life. I had to read it aloud to them to their audible disgust and then they read all the comments with unbridled delight.

Now we keep repeating “Like Zorro.”

Im so sorry to subject everyone to this

But genuinely, cure your imposter syndrome guys. Look at what passes for publication. And realize that you are, in fact, better.

Queen you surely did cure my imposter syndrome, but I also miss the person I was 3 minutes ago

currently writing something and…yea i feel about a thousand times better about it wow

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